A Night of Tweets: UFC 195

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.@JoshOz76 these are the judges scorecards pic.twitter.com/uPvVtHgt3r

— #TheKing (@Izi_Garcia) January 3, 2016

I don't know how @Ruthless_RL & @CarlosCondit walk given the size of their balls

— Sean McCorkle (@BigSexyMcCorkle) January 3, 2016

What a war #UFC195 pic.twitter.com/yIfNKRulSU

— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) January 3, 2016

The only way to kill Condit is with silver bullets, garlic, and holy water. Other than that oh and bad judges

— Brandon Frm NJ (@BrandonfrmNJ) January 3, 2016

Robbie Lawler 100% deserves to retain. Condit threw a lot but he kept active to win a judge's decision. Not enough to be champ.

— MiddleEasy (@MiddleEasy) January 3, 2016

Both these guys deserve to be paid more than Conor. BOTH. Unfortunately, neither of them are douchebags. #UFC195

— tanya (@TheTanyaAttack) January 3, 2016

48-47 Lawler. Give them both belts. Also, sorry to @TWooodley because they're going to run this back at UFC 200

— TJ De Santis (@TJDeSantis) January 3, 2016

Maybe the greatest fight in UFC history.

— FrontRowBrian® (@FrontRowBrian) January 3, 2016

Lawler's chin is unreal. Condit landing everything he throws. Lawler answering with bombs.

— Brian Campbell (@BCampbellESPN) January 3, 2016

Robbie Lawler not showing very good fighter IQ in this fight... fighting Condit in the only way which he is dangerous. No threat of a TD.

— MMA Supremacy (@MMASupremacy) January 3, 2016

These post-GSP welterweight title fights man. Insane.

— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) January 3, 2016

Robbie Lawler has now lost the first round in 5 of his last 6 fights. https://t.co/rXezDVoWcx

— Fury's Fight Picks (@FurysFightPicks) January 3, 2016

Talk about stressed out. Let's go Lawler!!!

— Pat Miletich (@patmiletich) January 3, 2016

Athletes like Robbie Lawler and Carlos Condit are why I threw my life away to watch fights for a meagre living.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) January 3, 2016

lookin forward to stipe's title shot in mid-2017 tho

— GFKonMMA (@GFKonMMA) January 3, 2016

@AcostaIsLegend great walk out song.

— David (@Slip66G37) January 3, 2016

Stipe yelling at Dana to give him his shot at the belt. Can't tell the man no now. #UFC195

— Kel Dansby (@KelDansby) January 3, 2016

Wow, Stipe blasts out Arlovski in seconds. He is the young blood this division needs.

— Seán Sheehan (@SeanSheehanBA) January 3, 2016

Note the terrified look on Larkin's face as he realizes he's about to eat another left hand with his poor liver. pic.twitter.com/jj2xHVo3B1

— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) January 3, 2016

Good thing Ortega finished. He was behind on two cards and tied on one. #UFC195 pic.twitter.com/ujXSCVuQOy

— Greg Savage (@TheSavageTruth) January 3, 2016

Getting up off the toilet is going to suck for Tumenov for like a month.

— Usagi Brojimbo (@ImJustDEO) January 3, 2016

Khabib Nurmagomedov Ruslan Magomedov Albert Tumenov The new generation of Russian Mixed Martial Arts

— MMA History Today (@MMAHistoryToday) January 3, 2016

Brian Ortega took his time then went for the kill with subs. Gorgeous stuff. Don't scramble with T-City.

— Josh Gross (@yay_yee) January 3, 2016

That looked effortless. Like he just had it in his back pocket the whole time

— caposa (@GrabakaHitman) January 3, 2016

My man Brian Ortega must've gone to whatever is the BJJ equivalent of Juilliard. Dude is a virtuoso. Rener Gracie did well with this young.

— Luke Thomas (@SBNLukeThomas) January 3, 2016

Diego Brandao in the 1st round: baller Diego Brandao in the 3rd round: tap, tap, tappy

— RJ Clifford (@RJcliffordMMA) January 3, 2016

How far is T-City from Metro?

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) January 3, 2016

Remember that episode of TUF Talk where Dominick Cruz just called Jason Jackson a quitter and excuse maker for 10 minutes? Cruz rules MMA TV

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) January 3, 2016

Props to UFC for taking the Max Kellerman Face Off format that's been so effective and utilizing it with Jon Anik. Cruz/TJ stuff is great.

— Todd Martin (@ToddMartinMMA) January 3, 2016

sometimes you type a dominick cruz debate team joke, then goldberg hit the simplified version, and you delete that shit and move the fuck on

— GFKonMMA (@GFKonMMA) January 3, 2016

Please don’t list NAGA grappling competitions under your accomplishments. Ever.

— Yellow Power Ranger (@Sugarhigh5me) January 3, 2016

Trujillo was that one kid in class that caused everyone to groan when the teacher asked him to read to the class.

— Usagi Brojimbo (@ImJustDEO) January 3, 2016

1st time Lawler & Arlovski fought on the same card was UFC 40 in '02. Lawler def. Tiki & Arlovski def. Freeman both via KO/TKO in rd 1.

— Alan WHOATV (@AlanMurphyMMA) January 3, 2016

That was a classic "I'm taking this home with me" kind of submission.

— Bleacher Report MMA (@BR_MMA) January 3, 2016

3 yrs ago if you would've said there would be ufc PPV with Robbie Lawler in the main &Arlovski in co main, I would've said go home ur drunk

— FrontRowBrian® (@FrontRowBrian) January 3, 2016

Im happy #Mayday made a successful return tn but as GSP said, I am not impressed w/ur performance rude bwoy. #ImReadyToDoBusiness @danawhite

— Aljamain Sterling (@FunkMaster_UFC) January 3, 2016

Lets all take a moment to remember this hair pic.twitter.com/f1oKsR6z7q

— Megan Olivi (@MeganOlivi) January 3, 2016

3 of the first 5 decisions tonight have met the criteria of last year's Most Disputed Decisions list. Only 12 fights made last year's list

— MMADecisions.com (@MMADecisions) January 3, 2016

Dustin Poirier was all "ok, that's enough of that. I have an afterparty to get to." BAM #UFC195

— Fightnomics Reed (@Fightnomics) January 3, 2016

Little weird that Mayday hasn't fought in almost 800 days and is still ranked 8 no? Remember when Nate ... Ah, forget it.

— Ariel Helwani (@arielhelwani) January 3, 2016

@SoozieCuzie pic.twitter.com/NNkuQAZYNv

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) January 3, 2016

Thought Noke won rounds one and two, but there was no need for him to get suckered into Morono's helicoptering routine. Got him smashed up.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) January 3, 2016

Have to respect the Nevada judges for really sticking to their resolution to be even worse in 2016.

— Eric Jackman (@NewYorkRic) January 3, 2016

Anyone know the @ufc DJ? Have him play three blind mice. Please? Cmon @danawhite make it happen. These judges are horrible tonight.

— Greg Savage (@TheSavageTruth) January 3, 2016

I miss when all WMMA fights ended in an armbar

— Seán Sheehan (@SeanSheehanBA) January 3, 2016

Justine Kish looks just like CC Deville from Poison !!,,,lol

— UFC YouTube Comments (@UFC_YT_Comments) January 3, 2016

My face hurts!! pic.twitter.com/aDgV4LLu42

— The Diamond (@DustinPoirier) January 3, 2016

I took a look at gym records and drug tests during the first 6 months of the UFC/USADA partnership. https://t.co/OvpH7QTRTU

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) January 3, 2016

Poirier: "My nose is crushed for sure. When I touch it, it feels like a broken lightbulb. … I’d love to have a beer next." @TheMMARoadShow?

— John Morgan (@MMAjunkieJohn) January 3, 2016

UFC 195 JUDGING: Patricia Morse Jarman gave Dustin Poirier a 10-8 Round 2 in his shutout of Joseph Duffy.

— Matt Erickson (@MMAjunkieMatt) January 3, 2016

"Outsiders" is plastered all over the cage tonight. Looking forward to Scott Hall and Kevin Nash in their new show on WGN.

— Robert Sargent (@MMARising) January 3, 2016

I really don't know what to make of a man who walks out to Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man".....

— tanya (@TheTanyaAttack) January 3, 2016

Hot Sauce gonna eat a ghost pepper if he wins tonight

— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) January 3, 2016

Dustin Poirier defeats Joe Duffy, calls Joe Rogan "Mike", gives a Nate Diaz amount of fucks.

— The Naked Gambler (@NakedGambling) January 3, 2016

Thought Duffy had some cool design shaved into the whole side of his head. Nope. Just a cut from an elbow.

— Dann Stupp (@DannStupp) January 3, 2016

Dustin Poirier is turning into the Joe Riggs we deserved. These elbows from full guard? This is how it's done, violence lovers.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) January 3, 2016

moments like these are the reason I can't stop watching human cockfighting https://t.co/wiX2x2MJMi

— tanya (@TheTanyaAttack) January 3, 2016

WHOA! Some serious "what did you say about my mother" type exchanges going down here!!

— Michael Morgan (@mikewhoatv) January 3, 2016

If you listen closely, you can hear Joe Rogan blowing Joe Duffy.

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) January 3, 2016

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— Sherdog.com (@sherdogdotcom) January 3, 2016

Gogoplatas. Talking shit. Soto going full Diaz.

— caposa (@GrabakaHitman) January 3, 2016

"Tanaka is slowing down" after a minute in which he threw 30 punches. Look at what he's doing, not whether he seems tired. #UFC195

— Patrick Wyman (@Patrick_Wyman) January 3, 2016

Tanaka excellent. Loved watching his father wrestle as one half of the legendary orient express tag team.

— FrontRowBrian® (@FrontRowBrian) January 2, 2016

Get that fucking camera out of my face pic.twitter.com/ZG8uk2R6nc

— caposa (@GrabakaHitman) January 3, 2016

mario lookin like he just stopped the new years celebration 20 minutes ago b

— GFKonMMA (@GFKonMMA) January 3, 2016